Limerick

THERE WAS AN OLD FARMER CALLED GILES
WHO SUFFERED QUITE BADLY WITH PILES

(Go on BM you expected that didn't you :eek: :D )

 

Surely not ! :D

 

THERE WAS AN OLD FARMER CALLED GILES
WHO SUFFERED QUITE BADLY WITH PILES...


As he sowed his crop, he let of a plop
and now you can smell it for miles!

 

Er. Have they changed the rules of the game here? Shall we start again?

A MAN HAD A CAT CALLED MIAOW

 

BUT HE TRADED IT IN FOR A COW

 

A MAN HAD A CAT CALLED MIAOW
BUT HE TRADED IT IN FOR A COW
BUT THE COW WAS TOO LARGE

 

A MAN HAD A CAT CALLED MIAOW
BUT HE TRADED IT IN FOR A COW
BUT THE COW WAS TOO LARGE
INFACT AS WIDE AS A BARGE

 

A MAN HAD A CAT CALLED MIAOW
BUT HE TRADED IT IN FOR A COW
BUT THE COW WAS TOO LARGE
INFACT AS WIDE AS A BARGE
AND THE CAT CALLED MIAOW AT THE COW

 

A YOUNG MAN WHO HAD LOST ALL HIS HAIR

(In the absence of Terrier starting a new one)

 

A YOUNG MAN WHO HAD LOST ALL HIS HAIR
HAD PEOPLE SLAP HIM WITHOUT ANY CARE

 

SLAPHEAD WAS HIS NAME

 

A YOUNG MAN WHO HAD LOST ALL HIS HAIR
HAD PEOPLE SLAP HIM WITHOUT ANY CARE
SLAPHEAD WAS HIS NAME
AND HE GATHERED SOME FAME

 

A YOUNG MAN WHO HAD LOST ALL HIS HAIR
HAD PEOPLE SLAP HIM WITHOUT ANY CARE
SLAPHEAD WAS HIS NAME
AND HE GATHERED SOME FAME
FOR GOING SHOPPING COMPLETELY BARE

 

Sorry,I didn't know I was supposed to start one. :(

Try this:

THE CATS KEDI-GATO PREFER....

 

THE CATS KEDI-GATO PREFER...

ARE ALL SOFT AND COVERED IN FUR