Limerick

THE CATS KEDI-GATO PREFER...

ARE ALL SOFT AND COVERED IN FUR

WHEN SHE RUNS ITS A BLUR...

 

THE CATS KEDI-GATO PREFER...

ARE ALL SOFT AND COVERED IN FUR

WHEN SHE RUNS ITS A BLUR...

SO IF THIS LIMERICK ONLY HAS FOUR LINES, BLAME HER

 

A GIRL WITH A VERY LARGE NOSE

 

A GIRL WITH A VERY LARGE NOSE
WAS WEARING SOME VERY STRANGE CLOTHES

 

A GIRL WITH A VERY LARGE NOSE
WAS WEARING SOME VERY STRANGE CLOTHES
HER SHOES DIDN'T MATCH

 

A GIRL WITH A VERY LARGE NOSE
WAS WEARING SOME VERY STRANGE CLOTHES
HER SHOES DIDN'T MATCH
AND HER GLOVES WERE ATTATCHED

 

A GIRL WITH A VERY LARGE NOSE
WAS WEARING SOME VERY STRANGE CLOTHES
HER SHOES DIDN'T MATCH
AND HER GLOVES WERE ATTATCHED
'ROUND HER NECK WITH A POLKA-DOT HOSE

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG CHAP FROM DOWN UNDER

 

Well done for finishing that one KG, I wasn't sure how much longer I could resist the rude ending I had.

THERE WAS A YOUNG CHAP FROM DOWN UNDER
HE WAS NOTORIOUS FOR BEING A FUMBLER

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG CHAP FROM DOWN UNDER
WHO WAS DREADFULLY FRIGHTENED OF THUNDER

 

I withdraw mine. I think BM and I crossed.

 

(But mine actually rhymes) :D

 

...and is far less smutty :D

THERE WAS A YOUNG CHAP FROM DOWN UNDER
WHO WAS DREADFULLY FRIGHTENED OF THUNDER

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM DOWN UNDER
WHO WAS DREADFULLY FRIGHTENED OF THUNDER
HE HID IN THE BUSH