Limerick

there was a young man from down under
who was dreadfully frightened of thunder
he hid in the bush
but fell on some mush

 

there was a young man from down under
who was dreadfully frightened of thunder
he hid in the bush
but fell on some mush
and blushed red for the thought of his blunder

 

Well done DQ and BM. thought i had you :D ...DEE

 

You had me at THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM DOWN UNDER :D

THERE WAS A SMALL SNAIL CALLED SYD

 

THERE WAS A SMALL SNAIL CALLED SYD
WHO SAID I WOULD IF I COULD, YES I DID!

 

I just thought everyone would like to know that whilst involving myself in childish games here, I am actually waiting to snipe on a white magnolia stellata on eBay. (Well this is a gardening forum).

Bet you �£1 I don't get it. I'm cheap. :D

 

THERE WAS A SMALL SNAIL CALLED SID.
WHO SAID I WOULD IF ICOULD, YES I DID
FOUND IT HARD TO LIE ON HIS BACK

 

THERE WAS A SMALL SNAIL CALLED SID.
WHO SAID I WOULD IF ICOULD, YES I DID
FOUND IT HARD TO LIE ON HIS BACK
SO WENT TO THE DOG TRACK

(I'm still waiting to snipe)

 

THERE WAS A SMALL SNAIL CALLED SID.
WHO SAID I WOULD IF I COULD. SO HE DID
FOUND IT HARD TO LIE ON HIS BACK
SO WENT TO THE DOG TRACK
AND UNDER HIS SHELL SID HID. BOOM BOOM

 

I got my white magnolia. So get out of this you lot:

A CHAP WHO BOUGHT A MAGNOLIA....

 

A CHAP WHO BOUGHT A MAGNOLIA....
THEN PLANTED IT UNDER HIS PERGOLIA ( poetic license )

 

A CHAP WHO BOUGHT A MAGNOLIA....
THEN PLANTED IT UNDER HIS PERGOLIA
IT GREW REALLY BIG

 

A CHAP WHO BOUGHT A MAGNOLIA....
THEN PLANTED IT UNDER HIS PERGOLIA
IT GREW REALLY BIG
SO HE DONNED HIS BEST WIG

 

A CHAP WHO BOUGHT A MAGNOLIA....
THEN PLANTED IT UNDER HIS PERGOLIA
IT GREW REALLY BIG
SO HE DONNED HIS BEST WIG
AND SWORE HE COULD CONTROL EXFOLIA.(oops! Pl again)

 

Try this one:

A TERRIER IS A FEARSOME BEAST...