Limerick

A TERRIER IS A FEARSOME BEAST
HE'LL LICK YOU WHEN YOU EXPECT IT LEAST

 

A TERRIER IS A FEARSOME BEAST
HE,LL LICK YOU WHEN YOU EXPECT IT LEAST
HE,LL CHEW YOYR SOX

 

A TERRIER IS A FEARSOME BEAST
HE,LL LICK YOU WHEN YOU EXPECT IT LEAST
HE,LL CHEW YOYR SOX
THEN JUMP IN HIS BASKET AND SNIFF HIS...
BONE

 

A TERRIER IS A FEARSOME BEAST
HE'LL LICK YOU WHEN YOU EXPECT IT LEAST
HE'LL CHEW YOUR SOX
THEN JUMP IN HIS BASKET AND SNIFF HIS...
BONE
'COS THAT TO HIM IS A FEAST

 

OK. You're getting too clever:

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM ECCLEFECHEN

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM ECCLEFECHEN
Who arrived far to late for Feccle's weddin'

 

I've heard of poetic licence. Dylan Thomas must be revolving in his grave. What's wrong with BRECON? You are Welsh look you! :D

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM ECCLEFECHEN
WHO ARRIVED TO LATE FOR FECCLE`S WEDDIN
TO THE RECEPTION HE HEADED

 

I Know, I know! It's been a hard day.

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM ECCLEFECHEN
WHO ARRIVED TO LATE FOR FECCLE`S WEDDIN
TO THE RECEPTION HE HEADED
W

 

I Know, I know! It's been a hard day.

 

SORRY, ON THE WRONG PAGE.............

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM ECCLEFECHEN
WHO ARRIVED TO LATE FOR FECCLE`S WEDDIN
TO THE RECEPTION HE HEADED
WHILST THE HAPPY PAIR WEDDED
BUT THEY SAID 'ARRIVE LATE AGAIN AND YOU'RE A DEAD UN.'

 

This is dedicated to terriers. Both Welsh and Staffordshire (and Yorkie if you want,) actually it's more Welsh than Staffie but Ed gets upset very easily:

A WELSHMAN SAID 'LOOK YOU, WHATEFFER'...

 

A WELSHMAN SAID LOOK YOU,WHATEFFER
WHAT A CHAMPION YOU, NEVER