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A WELSHMAN SAID LOOK YOU,WHATEFFER
WHAT A CHAMPION YOU, NEVER
BUT HIS DOG WAS ANNOYED

 

OK, I'll throw my twopenn'orth in...


A WELSHMAN SAID LOOK YOU,WHATEFFER
WHAT A CHAMPION YOU, NEVER
BUT HIS DOG WAS ANNOYED
AS HE MISCHIEVIOUSLY TOYED

 

A WELSHMAN SAID LOOK YOU,WHATEFFER
WHAT A CHAMPION YOU, NEVER
BUT HIS DOG WAS ANNOYED
AS HE MISCHIEVIOUSLY TOYED
WITH HIS LEEKS THAT WERE LONGER THAN EVER !

 

A MEXICAN OUTLAW DID RAISE

 

A MEXICAN OUTLAW DID RAISE
A DISCORDANT CHORUS OF PRAISE

 

A MEXICAN OUTLAW DID RAISE
A DISCORDANT CHORUS OF PRAISE
AT THE CACTUS THAT BROKE HIS FALL

 

A MEXICAN OUTLAW DID RAISE
A DISCORDANT CHORUS OF PRAISE
AT THE CACTUS THAT BROKE HIS FALL
WHEN HE CAME OFF A VERY HIGH WALL

 

A MEXICAN OUTLAW DID RAISE
A DICORDANT CHORUS OF PRAISE
AT THE CACTUS THAT BROKE HIS FALL
WHEN HE CAME OFF A VERY HIGH WALL
HE JUST SAT THERE ALL OF A DAZE

 

ONCE WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG

 

ONCE WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG
I THOUGHT I WOULD SING, SO I SUNG

 

ONCE WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG
I THOUGHT I COULD SING, SO I SUNG
BUT WHEN I DID, I COULDNT SING

 

ONCE WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG
I THOUGHT I COULD SING, SO I SUNG
BUT WHEN I DID, I COULDN'T SING
I COULDN'T SING A FREAKING THING

 

DUM DEE DO-DEE-DO

 

BM. Can't you sing at all? :D :D

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG GUY CALLED BM
WHO THOUGHT THE SQUEE WAS A GEM!!