Limerick

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED RANDEL,(RANDY FOR SHORT)
WHO THOUGHT HE`D GIVE MANDY A CANDLE
AND WHEN IT WAS DARK,MANDY WOULD BARK.
"I`M MUCH MORE THAN RANDEL CAN HANDLE!"

 

hehe elainefiz

 

What I was going to write was:-
I once had a girlfriend called Mandy
who`s kisses were sweeter than candy
she was decent and nice
without any vice
my beautiful, dutiful, Mandy.

Dedicated to miss Amanda Buckley

 

Awwww. Ain't that sweet. The only rhyme I could think of was 'randy'. :eek:

 

A BLOKE WHO BOUGHT A GREENHOUSE

 

A BLOKE WHO BOUGHT A GREENHOUSE
WITH PERMISSION FROM HIS SPOUSE

 

A BLOKE WHO BOUGHT A GREENHOUSE
WITH PERMISSION FROM HIS SPOUSE
THOUGHT HE`D TRY AND GROW SOME FLOWERS

 

A BLOKE WHO BOUGHT A GREENHOUSE
WITH PERMISSION FROM HIS SPOUSE
THOUGHT HE`D TRY AND GROW SOME FLOWERS
HE SAT AND WATCHED FOR HOURS AND HOURS

 

A BLOKE WHO BOUGHT A GREENHOUSE
WITH PERMISSION FROM HIS SPOUSE
THOUGHT HE`D TRY AND GROW SOME FLOWERS
HE SAT AND WATCHED FOR HOURS AND HOURS
BUT FOUND THEY`D BEEN EATEN BY A MOUSE :D

 

Squeak ! :D


IMAGINE MY SURPRISE...

 

imagine my surprise
when I opened up my eyes

 

IMAGINE MY SUPRISE
WHEN I OPENED MY EYES
TO SEE THE SQUEE STANDING THERE

 

IMAGINE MY SUPRISE
WHEN I OPENED MY EYES
TO SEE THE SQUEE STANDING THERE
I THOUGHT WHERE'S DAVE, HAS HE GONE TO A RAVE

 

Hahahaha.
IMAGINE MY SUPRISE
WHEN I OPENED MY EYES
TO SEE THE SQUEE STANDING THERE
I THOUGHT WHERES DAVE,HAS HE GONE TO A RAVE
AND WHAT THE HELLS HE DONE TO HIS HAIR

 

Good one youngdaisydee !