Limerick

Palustris :D

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM DUNDEE

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM DUNDEE
WHO TRIED EDUCATING A FLEA

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM DUNDEE
WHO TRIED EDUCATING A FLEA
BUT HE WAS NOT UP TO SCRATCH

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM DUNDEE
WHO TRIED TO EDUCATE A FLEA
BUT HE WAS NOT UP TO SCRATCH
IN FACT HE WAS'NT A PATCH
THE FLEA DIDN'T UNDERSTAND SCOTTISH,YOU SEE.

 

Hahaha Roders

 

I once had a colleague called Dee

 

I once had a colleague called Dee
WHO SAT IN THE GARDEN AND DRANK TEA

 

Hahahaha :D

I ONCE HAD A COLLEAGUE CALLED DEE
WHO SAT IN THE GARDEN AND DRANK TEA
SHE HADN,T A CLUE SHE DRANK THE WRONG BREW
SHES A LAGER GAL YOU SEE...

 

Gardeners often are willing

 

Gardeners often are willing
To do a job for a Bob (a shilling) :D

 

Gardeners oftenare willing
To do a job for a bob (a shilling)
With a fork and a rake

 

Gardeners oftenare willing
To do a job for a bob (a shilling)
With a fork and a rake
They are all on the take

 

Gardeners often are willing
To do a job for a bob (shilling)
With a fork and a rake
They are all on the take
For you know it they got the bill in :D