Limerick

who fed him a gallon of juice

 

bug and slug one didn't follow the limerick line lengths so maybe it just fell apart.
:rolleyes: :eek:
Lines should be (in terms of number of syllables) 9,9,5,5,9 or 8,8,5,5,8 and rhyming a,a,b,b,a; the only accepted variation on this that I know of is
There was a young man from Japan
wrote limericks that never would scan
when asked why this was
he said it's because
I always try and get as many words in the last line as I absolutely possibly can.

 

There once lived a miserly old geezer

 

who stored ten year old meat in his freezer..

 

so foul was the smell

 

He then died as a result of a seizure!

 

There was a young man from New Delhi

 

good one jjordie :D

try this one

There was an young lady from Berwick

 

who once fell asleep in a hay rick

(well you try rhyming with Berwick)

{double post !! run the young man from New Delhi after this one}

 

with ants in her pants

thats what I did it for to see if anyone could rymn with it good one Mike :eek: :D :D

 

she travelled to Hants :confused: :confused:

 

where she had a lovely cup of tea :confused: :eek: :D

next

 

WOT ???

:D :D

So, carrying on from Mike..............who said....


There was a young man from New Delhi

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Who sat all day watching the tele

 

kryssy no good at this but trying :eek: :D