Limerick

MY GRANDFATHER GOT LOST IN THE PARK

HE WAS STUCK THERE UNTIL IT WAS DARK

 

MY GRANDFATHER GOT LOST IN THE PARK

HE SHOULD`NT HAVE BEEN OUT IN THE DARK

 

OOPS POSTED TOGETHER THERE DIZI GO WITH YOURS

 

MY GRANDFATHER GOT LOST IN THE PARK
HE WAS STUCK THERE UNTIL IT WAS DARK
HE CRAWLED TO THE FENCE

 

MY GRANDFATHER GOT LOST IN THE PARK
HE WAS STUCK THERE UNTIL IT WAS DARK
HE CRAWLED TO THE FENCE

WHERE HE FOUND A FEW PENCE

 

MY GRANDFATHER GOT LOST IN THE PARK
HE WAS STUCK THERE UNTIL IT WAS DARK
HE CRAWLED TO THE FENCE
WHERE HE FOUND A FEW PENCE

SO THROUGH IT IN THE POND FOR A LARK :confused: :confused:

 

A WITCH FLEW ALOFT ON HER BROOM

 

do we have to have one about my ex?

 

TO GIVE EVERY ONE SOME ROOM

 

(Sorry Mike, I didn't know that!)


A WITCH FLEW ALOFT ON HER BROOM

TO GIVE EVERYONE SOME ROOM

SHE RANTED AND RAVED

 

A WITCH FLEW ALOFT ON HER BROOM

TO GIVE EVERYONE SOME ROOM

SHE RANTED AND RAVED

BECAME REALLY DEPRAVED

 

A WITCH FLEW ALOFT ON HER BROOM

TO GIVE EVERYONE SOME ROOM

SHE RANTED AND RAVED

BECAME REALLY DEPRAVED

AND FINALLY FELL TO HER DOOM

 

Good one Mike!

 

A LITTLE GREEN MAN FROM MARS

 

A LITTLE GREEN MAN FROM MARS

FOUND SLUGS AND SNAILS IN HIS JARS