Looks like i'm sleeping outside tonight then

Marley Farley · Dec 24, 2010

:yho: Chopper luv ya mate...!!!!!! Keep a little corner free for me if I need to escape... :hehe:.. Have a great time out in the shed then mate... :lollol: Take a 'leccy blanket to sit on...!!!:hehe: You never know you may have a helper.... :wink: Have spent many a Christmas day in the shed on my knees getting ready for the Boxing Day Run..!!!! :wink::hehe: Enjoy it mate however you feel...x :wink: Rebuilt & resprayed many an old bike for concourse awards... :thmb:

Phil A · Dec 24, 2010

Nice one Chopper, get it all over with at once. Christmas shopping finished, stocked up with wine & Capt' M.
Just got the wrapping, decorating, clearing drive & Marleys red cabbage thingy to sort out now.

JWK · Dec 24, 2010

Chopper said:
Well I have just phoned my mother to tell her she is NOT getting a new broom for christmas as the old one looks better than she does. I have been and hidden her artificial leg and took the battery from her hearing aid and the phone.

Told youngest teenage daughter that I think her boyfriend is gay and I am going to feed him to the brothers for xmas breakfast.

Told Mrs Chopper that all my brothers are coming round for christmas dinner................... and I am going seal clubbing!

Wrote to the Chief Inspector and told him I am having an affair with his wife, sister, daughter and mother all at the same time. Also told him that our club Sergeant at Arms says the Chief Inspector looks like an epileptic wharthog with terminal halitosis.

Told the vicar I have become a satanist and asked him if he would like to join us for our next gathering.

Now that I have upset everybody near me, I am going to shut myself in the workshop and build a new bike.

Chopper.
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I bet Mrs Chopper has you weighed up, you'll have to try harder than that to get some peace and quiet :lollol:

Val.. · Dec 24, 2010

Chopper said:
Well I have just phoned my mother to tell her she is NOT getting a new broom for christmas as the old one looks better than she does. I have been and hidden her artificial leg and took the battery from her hearing aid and the phone.

Told youngest teenage daughter that I think her boyfriend is gay and I am going to feed him to the brothers for xmas breakfast.

Told Mrs Chopper that all my brothers are coming round for christmas dinner................... and I am going seal clubbing!

Wrote to the Chief Inspector and told him I am having an affair with his wife, sister, daughter and mother all at the same time. Also told him that our club Sergeant at Arms says the Chief Inspector looks like an epileptic wharthog with terminal halitosis.

Told the vicar I have become a satanist and asked him if he would like to join us for our next gathering.

Now that I have upset everybody near me, I am going to shut myself in the workshop and build a new bike.

Chopper.
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Chopper you are a real scream!!!:rotfl:

barnaby · Dec 25, 2010

You really must try not to please everyone Chopper...........have a good Chrissy in the shed.

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Looks like i'm sleeping outside tonight then

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JWK Gardener Staff Member

Val.. Confessed snail lover

barnaby Gardener

First proper compost heap - looks ok?

Tree looks infected (Need Advice)

I KNOW IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE PAUL THE OCTOPUS

Old yellow grass looks like sad lawn's carpet

Help - my plant looks on it's last legs!!

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