Make a wish, crush a wish.

Your wish is granted but on the day booze is declared the most healthy thing on the planet you develop an incurable allergy to it.

I wish I was rich

 

Your wish is granted,now you will have to change your documents to the name of Richard....:D

I wish I knew everything my PC is capable of!

 

Your wish is granted but now you don't have room to get around the outside of it.

I wish it would hurry up and thunder and rain so it would be less humid.



(I fear I know the answer to this and it will probably turn out to be true!)

 

Your wish is granted but it began when you were having the biggest most grand BBQ EVER!...(Flooding did NOT occur):D


I wish we could enjoy six weeks holiday like we did as kids.

 

your wish is granted, you enjoy the 6wks holiday just as you did as a child, playing all day not a care in the world...your boss didnt share your enthusiasm and you're sacked

I wish I could have an "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" moment

 

You've forgetten everything!

I wish I wasn't so tired today!

 

Ok,your wish is granted...But you will be twice as tired tomorrow.


I wish I had xray vision:D