Man acquitted after fatal stabbing of burglar

I hear alpaca are ment to be very effective for protecting your land or castle. And you can't put an alpaca before a judge and jury. Plus you can sell their wool! Who needs guns when you have a well trained and loyal alpaca.

 

Good at spitting, I imagine.

 

Exactly. They come complete with their own DNA identification spray. Plus they are gorgeous and have a fearsome battle cry!

 

And they make nice sweaters.

 

You've sampled my daughter's cooking then!

 

Or Llamas,

Monty Python Llama Sketch - YouTube

 

Apparently the best deterrent is a dog, big or small, because they are NOISY!! A burglar has NO chance of not waking the dog up, my husband used to say that our Cocker spaniel would hear if a flea farted!!!

Val

 

Oh I love Aunt Bessie stuff!!!

Val

 

Some years ago we had a Lurcher, he slept in his bed next to the TV
One morning we woke up and the window was open, the TV, Video, and trinkets were missing and Foxy the Lurcher seeking his breakfast, just a pity it was not the thief for breakfast

Jack McH

 

Should have had a Llama instead Jack.

 

My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry.

My watchdog, "Killer", did not alert me, and for this reason I'm giving him away.

I no longer want a dog - I'm installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms.

They're cheaper in the long run and more reliable.


For those interested in adopting "Killer"
...e-mail me ASAP.


A photo of "Killer" is attached below.

He does have a few problems………………………….


.....but with a little help he should be OK!!

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the best 'watchdogs' are a few geese .... had a mate who had 4 on his smallholding ....

 

To good home--excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name: Ho Lee Schitt.


Jack McH