Mystery Object (locked version of Original)

That'll be a NO then:D
An outside object...totally useless in doors:wink:...not much use outdoors really:lollol:

 

Ok, Paladin, Clear this up---are you saying NO to everyone's suggestion thus far????

 

I am indeed Red......:wink:

 

Bottom of a boat ?

 

Red, it's obviously not your dance floor ..... :lollol:

Pal, could it be a useless garden seat/bench due to the British weather?

 

Part of a billboard sign outside.

 

Still all no's I'm afraid.
This is a give away:D

 

A wooden blind gone askew?

 

:D...Nope

 

a short cut to another dimension?

 

It's a twisty windy thingy or a water feature ?

 

BM you certainly have a way with words:D
Yes ....it is a twisty windy thingy:lollol:

 

Familiar qualities to me, twisted and windy !:D

 

Useless outdoor composter?

 

Is it a ....................don't know what it's called,a wind twizler.
You hang it up outside and it twizzles?????????????:dh: