New Thread Inspired by Nuts.

dont encourage him plants he gets worse the older he gets

 

Not possible Nuts, heh,heh.

 

did u really eat cat and did u know what it was while you were eating it?

 

and stop calling me youngster im old enuff to be ur..............................errrm ur.....sister younger one albeit it

 

I'll never be sure...only had a small bite of it anyway...but at 3 o'clock in a morning on the docks, being served by what looked like pirates...who also had knives....you are polite, eat a bit, pay and then go and throw up somewhere.

 

so it could have been human testicles then?

 

You said you were 45 and good looking and single with a figure to die for...were you telling porkies then....wouldn't surprize me.:confused:

 

well ok im 45 plus a bit,,, and a figure to die under if I fell on you

 

I think I've always known that testicles look different than legs ya daft bat.

45 plus eh.....so you could be 90 then, or would that be in stones or kilo's.

 

hundredweight

 

What....so you weigh 112lbs then...is that what your saying...were you standing on one leg on the scales then.

 

no thats just my hernia

 

You paint an intriguing picture, I'll give ya that.

 

it's what's inside that counts...right... right?? :D

 

Inside what!!!:confused::rolleyes: