Not Deer after all

Ram-bo on a Ram-page ... .. got to admire his ram-bunctiousness ... cos I would never cross the Zig Meister

 

A sheep decided to engage me in combat once.

 

You were engaged to a sheep?

 

I can just see you wrestleing with a Sheep Clueless....what was the outcome?

 

It had a moment of clarity, did a ewe turn and ran away.

 

He got pregnant ... was too embarrased to "tell", had a miscarriage, got on with his life and declined a Jeremy Kyle interview on the basis that he was *not* that low in life! Kudos!

 

I think you should call him Tyson the Dyson Zigs!

 

No, just rural Somerset, Willow said she thought the gap under the gate on the rams field was a bit big. To look at them, you'd think butter wouldn't melt in their mouths, they just sit around all day.

That's because they are worn out from the night time escapes.

There was a ram known as Houdini, who would appear with various items the farmer had tried to stop him with, a triangle of wooden planks round his neck, a large post on a chain, and even a metal dustbin half filled with concrete trailing behind him.

 

Well, I definitely think Willow has got something there

I love the idea that they sit around all day digesting and looking lazy and then, when the sun goes down, they commit commando style raids on local gardens before sneaking back in to the field. I can picture them wearing balaclavas and Mission:Impossible is playing in my head...

 

"We'll call him Shaun".

 

Damn fine Moussaka too!

 

Any stealth missions from our 'Minty' last night Zig ?

 

No sign of further damage so the string must be putting him off. There's plenty of other gardens around, so he probably won't make much effort to get in.