OLD SAYINGS??

Hi Gemini "Dont Put All Your Eggs In One Basket" Is A Very True Saying :WINK1:.
I Was Employed In the Plastics Industry 1964 to 1998. We Supplied Plastic All over the World. it was a high Grade Plastic for Cars/telephone systems/electrical goods etc. We received a Huge Order From China worth Millions of pounds. My company were on the verge of dropping all other contracts just to concentrate on this one Customer. The Chinese Company Received their order ,and to cut a long story short our company never got paid a (Yuan) . so this is a fine example of not putting all your eggs in one basket:WINK1:

 

Don't put all your goods in the shop window!!

(My mum used to say this to me when I was getting ready to go out in the evening!!!!) :D

 

"Come here while I slap you"

Like you would be daft enough to.

 

Your face will stick like that.

Funilly enough, it didn't

 

Yer Bums oot The Windae !!!

A Fur Coat And Nae Knicker's!!!

 

It only happens if the wind changes.

 

That was it, Ta Clare.

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

 

That which is beautiful is seldom good, but that which is good is always beautiful.

 

Teaching granny to suck eggs.

Never tried to do that, as I really did not want to see my Granny suck eggs, nor to see the residue on her moustache & chin hairs.

 

A stitch in time saves nine. But you could always just go to Primate and buy a new one.

 

Or any other simian ancestors I suppose [hr]
Take 2 bottles into the shower? Not me, I just want to wash and go.

 

Ah yes, that takes me back. They don't make a combined shampoo and laxative like that any more.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or get undressed.

 

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!!