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  1. Penny_Forthem

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    I used to be active on the BBC poetry board.
     
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    So was it your fault it closed? :heehee:

    Sorry about that! :grphg:

    For those of you who don't like housework:-

    Dust if you must, but wouldn't it be better
    To paint a picture, or write a letter,
    Bake a cake, or plant a seed;
    Ponder the difference between want and need?

    Dust if you must, but there's not much time,
    With rivers to swim, and mountains to climb;
    Music to hear, and books to read;
    Friends to cherish, and life to lead.

    Dust if you must, but the world's out there
    With the sun in your eyes, and the wind in your hair;
    A flutter of snow, a shower of rain,
    This day will not come around again.

    Dust if you must, but bear in mind,
    Old age will come and it's not kind.
    And when you go (and go you must)
    You, yourself, will make more dust.

    Remember, a house becomes a home when you can write
    "I love you" on the furniture.....


    Rose Milligan
     
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      What a lovely thread, thank you @shiney. I have enjoyed reading the poems but I'm no good at composing them.
       
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        Thanks @Busy-Lizzie, I like poetry and enjoy humorous ones, and topical ones, and appreciate some sad ones but don't know whether to post any of the sad ones.

        I think it also goes back to the old days of me being around when folk songs were popular as most of them used to be a bit like poems put to music.

        Then there were songs that were sung, and recorded, for almost a century.

        This Cockney song is supposed to have originated about 120 years ago but there are many discussions about its origin and quite a lot of changes to the wording. It has been recorded by many famous people.

        It was usually known either as 'Mother's Lament' or 'Baby Has Gone down The Plughole'.

        To be sung with a broad Cockney accent (which I have no trouble in doing:heehee:):-


        A muvver was barfin' ‘er baby one night
        The youngest of ten, and a tiny young mite
        The muvver was poor and the baby was fin
        Only a skellington covered in skin

        The muvver turned round for the soap orf the rack
        She was only a moment, but when she turned back
        ‘er baby ‘ad gorn, and in anguish she cried
        "Oh, where is me baby?", the angels replied

        Yer baby ‘as gorn dahn the plug'ole
        Yer baby ‘as gorn dahn the plug
        The poor little fing was so skinny and fin
        ‘e oughta been barfed in a jug

        CHORUS:

        Yer baby ‘as gorn dahn the plug’ole
        Gorn dahn the plug’ole ‘as ‘e
        Yer baby ‘as gorn dahn the plug’ole
        Right dahn to Sarfend on Sea.


        Yer baby is perfik'ly ‘appy
        ‘e won't need no barfin' no more
        ‘e's workin' ‘is way frough the sewers
        Not lorst, just gorn before

        CHORUS:

        CHOOSE FROM THESE ALTERNATE VERSES or include all.

        Yer baby ‘as gorn dahn the drainpipe
        And the chlorine is bad for ‘is eyes
        ‘e's ‘avin' a swim, and it's ‘ealffy for ‘im
        ‘e needed the exercise

        Don't worry 'baht 'im, just be 'appy
        For I know ‘e is suff'rin' no pain
        Yer baby ‘as gorn dahn the plug'ole
        Let's ‘ope ‘e don't stop up the drain

        CHORUS:

        Yer baby is perfik'ly 'appy
        ‘e won't need a barf any more
        ‘e's muckin' abaht wiv the angels above
        Not lorst but gorn before.


        CHORUS
         
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        Discovered this thread for the very first time. It's great to read peoples' verses & rhyme. I have written some poetry over the years, much of it too personal for everyone's ears! I guess I have to be in 'that zone', through sadness, anger & definitely alone. A scene can often truly inspire, i find my brain becomes a livewire. My garden for one is a natural source, I guess I should share it now, of course. (See what I did there? )

        A perfect Sunday afternoon
        Goldfinches chirrup a delightful tune
        Bamboos rustling in the breeze
        Like something creeping up on me
        On a coloured banquet my eyes they feast
        Purple-leaved Ensete, overlooked by "The Beast"
        Flowers extol their orangey hue
        Crocosmia, Helenium and Canna too

        I sit in the sun, watch and relax
        As bees are filling their pollen sacs
        It's such a delight I know quite a few
        The Leaf-cutter, the Common Carder to name only two
        The deep amber shade of the Red-tailed bee
        Such industriousness captivates me
        That delicate buzz, from hour to hour
        Their toil it is to visit each flower

        At my side is a fatsia tree
        Stretched out "fingers" welcoming me
        The virginal white trumpets of the Nicotiana
        Night-scented flowers add to that drama
        The dazzling red of a lonesome dahlia
        Its late appearance we'd considered a failure
        Mother nature and her mysterious ways
        Bringing life after these rain free days

        Our tropical garden, tree ferns and all
        Just lacking the sound of exotic bird call
        Crowded beds, many things they disguise
        Like a magician's hand deceiving the eyes
        At dark hedgehogs roam almost unseen
        Hidden from sight by the evergreen
        Each year the plants will slowly mature
        Adding new mystery that is for sure.
         
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          The Seasons of Life

          Summer means life is given,
          Spring, a joy every day.
          Autumn means time is passing,
          Winter, life is taken away.
           
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            Found this one again.
            Last winter, when I was in bed with the 'Flu

            And a temperature of a hundred and two,

            I was telling the gardener what he should do.

            You must keep the Neurosis well watered, I said.

            Be certain to weed the Anaemia bed.

            That yellow Myopis is getting too tall,

            Tie up the Lumbago that grows on the wall.

            Those scarlet Convulsions are quite a disgrace,

            They're like the Deliriums—all over the place.

            The pink Pyorrhoea is covered with blight,

            That golden Arthritis has died in the night.

            Those little dwarf Asthmas are nearly in bloom—

            But just then the doctor came into the room.



            Reginald Arkell 1934
             
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              My version of Arkell's ode.

              More Flowers of the mind.


              The Hysteria's pulling the support from the wall.

              You can't see the Fibroids, they are covered in soil.

              The Hepatitis grow better when planted in shade,

              And the red Alopecia is starting to fade.

              That Colitis is badly infested with twitch,

              And the state of the Scabies is making me itch.

              The Rubella berries have gone past their prime,

              And the Toxaemia refuses completely to climb.

              But just when you think it can't get any worse,

              I have come to the end of my doggerel verse.


              E.G.M. 1999.
               
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                Smile

                Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu,
                When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
                I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin
                When he smiled I realised I'd passed it on to him.
                I thought about that smile, then I realised it's worth,
                A single smile, just like mine could travel around the earth
                So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected
                Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!


                 
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                  Not.

                  You are not your age,
                  Nor the size of clothes you wear,
                  You are not a weight,
                  Or the colour of your hair.
                  You are not your name,
                  Or the dimples in your cheeks,
                  You are all the books you read,
                  And all the words you speak,
                  You are your croaky morning voice,
                  And the smiles you try to hide,
                  You're the sweetness in your laughter,
                  And every tear you've cried,
                  You're the songs you sing so loudly,
                  When you know you're all alone,
                  You're the places that you've been to,
                  And the one that you call home,
                  You're the things that you believe in,
                  And the people that you love,
                  You're the photos in your bedroom,
                  And the future you dream of,
                  You're made of so much beauty,
                  But it seems that you forgot,
                  When you decided that you were defined,
                  By all the things you're not.

                  E.H.
                   
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                      @ViewAhead Yes, I've always liked it too. :)

                      I also like the sentiment in this one and try to help people to feel the same by doing and saying things to show it:-

                      When special people touch our lives, then suddenly we see
                      How beautiful and wonderful our world can really be
                      They show us that our special hopes and dreams can take us far
                      By helping us look inward and believe in who we are
                      They bless us with their love and joy through everything they give
                      When special people touch our lives, they teach us how to live..........
                       
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                        One of my favourite poems, and very relevant for a gardeners' site below. Clive James wrote it after he had been diagnosed with a terminal illness. It was published in the New Yorker magazine in a week when their paywall was suspended and Clive, ever modest, put its success down to the fact it was seen by a wider readership than would normally be the case. Clive lived on till October 2019, and during his decline wrote two short books of poetry (amongst much else) called Sentenced To Life and Injury Time. Most libraries can order these in and they are well worth reading. :)


                        Japanese Maple


                        Your death, near now, is of an easy sort.
                        So slow a fading out brings no real pain.
                        Breath growing short
                        Is just uncomfortable. You feel the drain
                        Of energy, but thought and sight remain:

                        Enhanced, in fact. When did you ever see
                        So much sweet beauty as when fine rain falls
                        On that small tree
                        And saturates your brick back garden walls,
                        So many Amber Rooms and mirror halls?

                        Ever more lavish as the dusk descends
                        This glistening illuminates the air.
                        It never ends.
                        Whenever the rain comes it will be there,
                        Beyond my time, but now I take my share.

                        My daughter’s choice, the maple tree is new.
                        Come autumn and its leaves will turn to flame.
                        What I must do
                        Is live to see that. That will end the game
                        For me, though life continues all the same:

                        Filling the double doors to bathe my eyes,
                        A final flood of colours will live on
                        As my mind dies,
                        Burned by my vision of a world that shone
                        So brightly at the last, and then was gone.

                        --New Yorker, September 15, 2014
                         
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                          I used to write poems in the 60’s.
                          This is one I wrote ,not exactly a work of art but it made the local paper and our then MP Eldon Griffiths wrote to me saying how much he enjoyed it.

                          Spare a Thought.

                          A world of pity
                          Bombs and cities
                          Love and hate
                          and crime to state
                          Just a few of things
                          that make this world
                          go on and on.
                          Despite the strikes
                          and work to rule
                          Life goes on
                          It’s sometimes cruel
                          to see the toil
                          and bitter terror
                          Exposed exclusively
                          to human error.
                          Debts and tax
                          someday perhaps
                          will come an end
                          to frustration,indignation
                          on which life alone
                          must so depend
                          Racial hate ,discrimination
                          Human minds
                          and crime temptation
                          Tory ,Liberal ,Socialist
                          To fight to win
                          to find the best
                          But behind this great endeavour
                          this world of ours goes on forever.

                          Written 60 years ago……….
                          I don’t think a whole lot has changed.
                           
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                            “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
                            ― Albert Einstein
                             
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