Predictive text

What's a phone?

I have lots of bonfires so use smoke language.

 

I thought you, at least, would be able to do so.

 

I'm pleased I don't get electronics interfering with what I'm typing. I know what I want to say but my fingers don't always do what they're told! All mistakes are my own

 

I also get that bit about not getting the letters in the right order. I think the message from my brain gets to one hand quicker than the other .

My editor always told me never to get anything with predictive text and that has worked well for years until I got my wobbly fingers. I don't have a mobile phone so it can't creep up on me unexpectedly.

This poem has been run through a predictive text spell checker.

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it’s weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker’s
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we’re lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault’s with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word’s fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw’s are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

 

No, my computer predicted it.