Radioactive tuna safe to eat

I've just worked out that the giant veg growers must be using plutonium in their feeds, because their stuff looks just like those Japanese mutant vegetables:





I'm gonna check the roof to see if my old childhood 'toys' are still there:







Just off to re-do my pumpkin pits .........

P.S. Really regret not getting one of those cheap Geiger counters when they were on 'special offer' at Maplin, as I could of used one to check out the best location for planting my giant tomato plants.

 

I agree with part of what your saying but i wouldnt class radioactive contamination as a small thing to worry about. Salt content, saturated, fat, artifical colouring small concerns.... uranium hmmmm

i had tuna pasta bake for dinner.