Roberts garden/health

Appreciate that John. I`m sure I can find some room for some Armish in the large pots.
Last years where total rubbishas with just about everything else.

 

Wow..so many good wishes. My thanks to all of you, Makes me feel real good knowing I have some true friends out there in cyberspace.
As I said. 27th is the day for probing parts of the body that the sun dont shine and other parts as well.
I shall come back to you with all the gory details as and when I know..

 

It's good your healthy enough to post here Robert, lets hope a full recovery is a speedy thing for you.

Sending you some healthy vibes...

Steve...

 

Chin up Robert Fingers crossed for you mate.

 

Hope you feel better soon Robert, forget the garden and concentrate on getting better

 

Robert, unusually for GC, may I ask that you DON`T supply pics?

 

We will all be here eagerly wanting to know how soon they can get you well again!!! Get lots of rest and be kind to yourself!!

Val

 

Good luck Robert.

See you back here soon.

 

I wish you well Robert and hope to see you back here bright eyed and bushy tailed as soon as possible.

 

I was hoping to get a DVD and share it all with you.........
At least I still have a sense of humour...:-)

 

Hello Robert and nice to see you back here. You know I am one of those who knows the trials you have encountered over the past year and I sincerely hope the tests go well and my thoughts are with you.

As for the garden ... well, my thought on that is 'gardens are gardens' and they will always be there ... sometimes nicer looking than at other times but they can be restored to their health and beauty ... as we hope you will be.

Love to you both and keep in touch. xx

 

All the best. Hope you're back to your old self soon.

 

Hi Robert, so sorry to hear you are not feeling so good. I hope the hospital can put your mind at rest and you find out what is wrong.
Take care

 

OMG NOT THE COLONOSCOPY

I had one of those about five years ago :-)

The doc gave me some citrus drink, to take the day before,
I drank it and within ten seconds it worked, it was like the Niagra Falls
sorted that walked out of the bathroom and ten seconds later again
repeat ad infinitum for half an hour
NIL BY MOUTH for 12 hours

Got to the hospital in the morning Jack McH Reporting for Colonoscopy sir

OK get naked put this open gown on and get into bed
Do you want a sedative
Well is it painfull or just uncomfortable I asked the very Gay male nurse

Oh just a little uncomfortable Jack (lying barsteward)

OK I will not bother with the sedative

Two very young and attractive nurses came to wheel the bed down to the examination room
Where is your canna ? its not in your hand
Oh I opted not to have it says I

So I am in the examination rooom one nurse at my head the other at my naked rear and a guy with twelve foot of hosepipe

You get to watch it on a 48" Plasma screen very interesting and full colour pics

In goes the first six inches of half inch garden hose

The Nurse at my head is moping my brow with a chilled sponge, and after ten minutes says Jack
We know we have put 3 litres of gas up there, it must be uncomfortable, just let it go
Do not be embarrased we do this all day every day
Well OMG I did
It was like Norman Wisdom in his diving suit incident

Inflated Diver - YouTube

The trolley almost took off out of the theatre and along the road

Trauma over taken back to the ward where the male nurse said before you go home you have to eat so I got tea toast and jam with biccies
Mind I almost shoved them up his ****&^ Just uncomfortable my AR%$ LYING GIT

Jack McHammocklashing