Roysters Picy Collection

Sorry Kandy - I like Andy Murray so not really interested in Wimbledon this year.
Good luck to Timothy though!

 

Er, excuse me!


What�s been going on here?


What an unfeeling lot you are ââ?¬â?? if only you knew how much I am hurting.


You see, Iââ?¬â?¢m afraid there will not be any wedding, no bridesmaids, no flowers, no reception and no happy ever after ââ?¬â?? at least not for me. I cannot get married as I have a terrible complaint which Iââ?¬â?¢ve had now for over 10 years. The medical profession are baffled. In fact I am the only person in the world who has this ailment.


I�ve tried all sorts of medications, whacky faith healers, and alternative therapies which have left me completely exhausted. I�ve even resorted to Tarot cards and Ouija boards in the hope of a cure.


There�s no medical name for my condition but I have to call it something so that I can at least explain to others how I feel about it. So I call it��..


My Darling Tony






ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he ha ha ha ha.

Come one, admit it I had you going there for a while. I can't stop laughing here............ sorry............. ha ha ha ha he he he he he

 

Don't be so silly, Royster, it's Banana Man!

 

ermmmmmmm have i missed something here rosa in blue naughty girl enlighten me please :D :D

 

What a shame, Kandy and I and perhaps D1zi were so looking forward to it.

Babe's roses are in this thread, Royster ...

http://www.gardenerscorner.co.uk/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=000101

Sorry, had to edit as an 'h' had fallen off ...

[ 28. June 2007, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Lady of Leisure ]

 

Of course I was LoL

Royster, much I would love to say I am fluent in many languages, sadly I am just fluent in websites (namely finding one that translates for me :D ). thanks for the complement about the cats, yes I do love them except on days like today when I am fighting the good fight with the vacuum cleaner through knee high fields of their darn hair

 

Doss v Danya Kandy, whats that then? You're not far off the mark - its Doh (as in stupid) svee Danya. I'll try to help you along the way to excellence (with regards the language, that is). Am I acting like a snob? Apologies if thats the case. Snobee Royster.

Kryssy, you are a very cruel woman, so you are. Poor hubby!

LoL, oh, so your passion is for BananaMan. Can't blame you really - his garden is the best! I just cannot compete! Nevertheless, you are the most welcome to my next wedding!! Bring BananaMan, of course!!
And you Rosa, and Dizi too!!
And Dendrobe, when she finally gets back on the GC website. Too busy for her own good!

Dizi - I know what you mean - cat hairs here, there and everywhere!!

Luv from Royster

 

Royster you don't know much Russian.Doss V Danya is 'Goodbye' I looked it up on a Russian Translation site so they obviously got it wrong.

And we were having our hair up and blue dresses,not dresses up with blue hair.Please re read my post and then yours.It must be this tiny brain of yours,you keep telling us about :D

We shall just have to get you married off to someone else then,if Kryssy isn't free.

You will have to learn Lol pet names

Babe...BananaMan
Sweetie...Rosa
Dearest...Roders

If I have forgotton any I am sure she will soon put us right

 

No, rosa, the roses were to be blue, then perhaps yellow as Honey likes yellow, but Kandy and I like Carnations ... and I think it was D1zi who was naughty for spoiling the fantasy.

You do know Royster has a Russian wife, Kandy? But we can still marry him off ...

Little Scottish Thistle ... dendro
Poppet ... DAG

... and there may be some other little endearments along the way. :rolleyes:

 

Hey LoL, are you aware you have posted 7428 replies on this website! Jeez, you are a proper busy woman!
Yes - a bit of a silver tongue I have, you are right. But, I am enjoying doing the silver tongue thing and I am enjoying being back here on GC.
Not at all a nasty guy (even though those pics make me look rather Mafia stuff). No, just really enjoying the company, to be honest, here on GC.
Kind regards to you and Sis!
Luv Royster

 

Kandy, I think it literally means "good day". But I don't wish to phone my wife to find out the truth so I shall leave that issue there for now, if that's ok.
Its always nice to hear from you!
Kind regards...
Royster

 

dont like blue can i not have another colour :D prefer pink for a rose

 

Wodja mean "poor hubby"? He's got ME.

Yeah, see what you mean .............

Anyway, if he ever comes to his senses and walks I'll know where I can get my hands on some bridesmaids for the next one.

Watch this space

 

And rosa who joined just before me has 9536! Look, you've made me have another post!

 

And I joined before all these ladies and I still can't sit here long enough to keep up with you two,oh my poor numb bum :D

Sorry LOL,I wasn't sure whether he was alraedy spliced or was a batchelor in waiting.I shall have to keep my big mouth shut in future And he is so polite,what a pity that more men in the world are not like that :rolleyes: