Slightly used Wife

Gentlemen, learn which side your bread is buttered.

Mrs Chopper rarely does anything to annoy or frustrate me. I can come home at 4 in the morning, bringing my club brothers with me, (Neighbours love that bit!!!). Mrs Chopper will get out of bed and make us all coffee and bacon butties.

If I happen to comment on parts for my bikes, they appear as if by magic. When out and about, Mrs Chopper will make sure I do not miss seeing a pretty girl. She puts up with all the bike gear, bikes and my tool kit which is bigger than the garage.

Mrs Chopper also nursed me through major surgery on my neck, sat by my bed after a heart attack, polished my Harley while I was in hospital. Clean clothes appear on the bed after I have had a shower. She is a damn good cook. I can do what I want, when I want, with who I want and I never get any grief about it. EVERY member of the club loves her to bits. If ever she was in any kind of trouble and I was not around, she only has to pick up the phone and there would be an army of very capable guys on the doorstep.

Why the hell should I go out for a burger, when I have prime steak at home?

Oh, by the way.....MRS CHOPPER IS MINE! Approach at your peril.

Chopper.

 

Can you please post a picture of Mrs. Chopper please.

 

Nice one Chopper, think I'll go and get a different loaf.:hehe:

 

Thats funny, Victoria, I'm a Leo and my husband is a Taurus, plus he's Scottish and I'm German, makes for some interesting debates.:hehe:

Looks like some pretty good wine bottles there, Ziggy....cheers:wink:

 

Mr A has nothing to put up with - except me !
And when I ask how he puts up with me he says it is his pleasure :luv:
What a man - I couldn't put up with me :D

 

Even stranger Penny ... my hubby is of German heritage (surname Beck) and I'm British (Winteringham-Jones) .... and my grandfather on my father's side was Scottish .. :hehe:

Oh, but I was born in Wales as was my mother and my grandfather on that side was Irish .... so I'm a UK allsorts .... :yho:

 

:hehe: Oh that is too funny......lots in common then huh:thmb:

 

Blimey, what a mixture. Penny, Haben sei Dachs ?

 

Kannst du Deutsche? Wir mussen zetzt ein bischen die anderen sprache sprechen.

 

No sadly, Axl, i really cant speak it, my parents can, but they always spoke english in the house.

 

Im trying to work out if your being serious or not :D

 

Deadly serious. Mrs Chopper is also a very accomplished artist.

Chopper.

 

Okey Dokey Chopper

 

Sorry Axl, only know Deutsche for badger, only spent a week at kent school near Wildenrath.