So nix the bacon sarnies, chaps!

I had a lovely but healthy bacon sarnie for lunch - nice streaky smoked bacon, fried to a crisp and wrapped in Hovis wheatgerm bread!

 

I found the "secret" tray in Sis's freezer, the little one at the top. It was full of bait so I had a whole box of Cephalopods for lunch, fried up with onions in olive oil, then doused in double cream with salt & pepper

 

Don't worry about what you eat - the Mayan calendar says the end of the world is 21st December 2012.

Think we heard it was going to happen some time last year didn't we

 

Its a well known, proven fact that life in general is extremely dangerous. So far, there has not been a single recorded incident, ever, of anyone managing to get out of life alive.

 

Carefull, you'll cross swords with the Christian Forums and The Elvis ones there.

 

Surely eating anything and everything is better than starving to death....

No chance of me dieing of starvation:D

 

Is it safe to eat dust? :D

 

Life is Gods way of telling you you are going to die.

 

Well we know the 'end is nigh' for all of us eventually, might as well go happy as miserable...........now where's the bacon.

 

In our local green grocers (of all places) you can get 2kg of bacon mis-shapes for £4.

 

Dust is safe Freddy as long as you grill it and don't add any salt :D

 

I always take the Healthy Option Yesterday. It must work. I'm still here!