Songs for gardeners

"You've lost that shoveling feeling"

 

Are these off the top of your head or is there a site you have got them from?

 

I am afraid that these are out of my rather odd brain, once you start it becomes addictive, give it a go.

 

Top Ten Golden Oldies...

1 - As long as he weeds me
2 - Mowin' and a-growin'
3 - Peas re-seed me, let them grow
4 - Those roots are made for stalking
5 - Rake, rattle and roll
6 - Plumb every fountain
7 - Let the beet grow on
8 - Dread snails in the sunset
9 - Hit the toad - splat!
10 - I can't get no strat'fication

 

:D :D :D Nice one Hornbeam!

 

One more from Johnny Cash...

I fork the lime

 

Love them Hornbeam!

 

I'll have to start thinking. The top twenty we did at work regarding "the trots" would not be suitable for this site, may offend.

 

I left my gardening gloves in San Fransisco.

I left my heart in San Fransisco.

 

AC/DC - A whole lot of roses :D

 

Eurythmics - Here comes the rain again

Willie Nelson - Seven spanish onions

Pink Floyd - Dark side of the compost bin

Deff Leppard - Pour some comfrey on me

Don Henley - All she wants to do is weed

Don Henley - Heart of the cabbage

Guns and Roses - Welcome to the jungle

Guns and Roses - Sweet chillie of mine

Queen - We will cook you

 

Run DMC - fork this way
Pink Floyd - Waiting for the Worms
Prodigy - Plant me Ditch Up
Elton John - fork handles in the wind

 

nothing's ever going to beat that one! :D

Wish I'd seen this thread before - missed out big-time! But my brain doesn't think like this - unfortunately...

 

Ooh! Go on Dendy!!! Have a go!!

Loving Hornbeams -Dread snails in the Sunset too :D :D
I'm having problems with my musical taste being somewhat odd so no-one would know the proper titles
What about anything by Trowling Wolf? :D :D

 

"MOLE BENEATH MY WEEDS"





Have I ever told you that I've seen you
your head popping out, looking for me...
but you were too blind to see that eagle,
cause you are the mole beneath my weeds.