Spell checker

I need a Spell checker because whilst I can spell I cannot type! Now if there was also a Grammar checker.........................

 

Is there a spell checker on GC, if there is were can i find itplease

 

Sorry i Cor Spell Cor in yam yam land thats where i live means carnt or can not
I A Very Clued up with computers either
it is Embarising and i have to live with it!!!

I Guss Yo Ul an All

BUT I Belive its Better to be Polite and Well Manerd Hard Working and be abull to Add up at the end of the Wik ££££ that is

then be to be the best speller

I A Got a clue how to find 1 of them spell cheqer things​

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The Honest Truth is!!!​

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I Doa Rely want to know IF Im HONEST.​

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Wot I Do want to know is Today for Example​

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On my way to AA Thats for Recovering Alcheys By the way!!!​

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2 old Dears Trying to cross the Rd​

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where i live there are tons of them Young Idiots BOY RACERS I Live Close to a Complex Called Merry Hill Better Known as MERRY HELL If you live By it​

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I Was a Boy Wonce but I Da Drive My Car like id Stole it!!!​

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So I Slowd my pick up Down to STOPPING Point​

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Made out i was doing a 3 point Turn put my pick up Broad Side Across the Rd​

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Got out to the sound of Beeping Horns and a tirant of abuse​

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Crossed the to old Dears over the Rd​

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Took NO NOTICE OF THE ABUSE WOT SO EVER!!!!!!!​

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For Me That was a Feet in it self​

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Iv Boxed For 30 Years just turnd 40​

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it Took a lot For Me just to walk Away​

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Today i am a toterly diffrent Bloke​

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As a Recovering Drunk And Addeict Dope Es Coke​

Nearly 8 years Clean and sober​

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I Aint Looking For praise or Thanks​

its just 1 Day @ a Time​

a day turns in to 2​

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Then a week Here i am tonight nearly 8 years on​

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under the infulances i have been stabbed in the Head three times in the body​

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Had my legs and arms broke wrists lost a guide in my finger due to being Glassed​

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Ya Could say I Was a bit OF A Rum un Bad opple Thats an Apple Where You Come From!!!​

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Truth is I Cor Spell & I have to DEAL IT 7 Days a Wik​

Some More Truth love it or Hate it yo Got to Deal with it an All​

if yam reading this​

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Happy Mondays to 1 n All n God Bless Every 1 on Ya Nick aka FollyMon​

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It wasn't intended to be arrogant, merely an observation that most people here seem to have had the type of education which befits them to spell perfectly well without having to rely on a machine to do it for them.​

 

A bit off topic but when my son was small I asked him to write a list of things to take on a school trip. Top of the list was 'biss-gits', closely followed by 'sam wigs'. He hasn't changed much over the years.

The trouble with spellcheckers is that they don't do much for your grammar. I'd like a system which sounded an ear-splitting alarm whenever the user confused 'its' with 'it's' , for example. OH has a thing about less and fewer. It's very easy to make a mistake when you're writing at speed and once errors are lurking in sentences they become very hard to spot. Call me a pedant (oops! Nearly wrote 'pendant'!!) if you like but I lost all faith in a government minister when he sent out a letter informing me that his department was 'affecting changes'. He turned out to be every bit as big a plonker as this small but significant error suggested.

 

Very often I type a correctly spelt random word (nothing like as described above) but so out of place I wonder who put it there. Fortunately I tend to pick these up whilst spell checking.

 

Mum taught me to read & write, which was just as well as I missed most of early school because of cats.

I still struggle with some words as Mum didn't really get much schooling herself. I'm with Armandii on the no spell checker though, especially not an American one.

Some things need to be spelt wrong occasionally. Skellington, spectaclier, blub, a owl

 

And 'carp'. As in: 'Dai hasn't said carp recently'.

 

Or those giant rhubarb things my mum calls 'gonorrheas'.

 

And "Rhubard" Half pudding, half sonnet writer.