Stuff to do in the rain

Translation for our American Cousins, this can mean anything from cuddling a run over Badger to a full on steamy bedroom session.

 

here's some rain music

 

i think i would preferre the later to the former lol

 

Fun things to do in the rain?

Read with interest, the water gardening threads on GC: take the car without feeling guilty: send back (with a very snotty letter) that £32 Cath Kidston umbrella you bought for your daughter which broke the first time she use it: become a golden retriever, find the muddiest water you can, roll in it then go indoors and shake yourself all over your humans: become a cat, watch the retriever and adopted an even more superior expression (or even join in - taking your humans an endless supply of baby frogs to play with): wonder whether that £800 you spent on a new 'summerhouse' was really the best investment of your hard-earned cash: play in your greenhouse: marvel at just how quickly weeds/grass can grow when given the right environment: point out to Mr. F'smum that despite repeated reminders he still hasn't finished clearing out the guttering: feel smug that you didn't bother buying drought tolerant plants this year: feel even more smug because - before the housepipe ban - you'd planted veggies which need a lot of water: provide entertainment for the neighbours by gardening in that (bright red) waterproof gear you bought years ago but have never - until now - had the nerve to wear in public.

 

I am the proud owner, as from yesterday, of a Sourdough Friendship cake** mix. It's called Herman and you have to keep it on the kitchen worktop, stir it daily, feed it a few times and then give it an enormous feast in 10 days time and bake it. You share the mix with 3 other friends or pressed passers' by on day 9,
Still, it makes a change from watching paint dry....
** Google it,
Jenny

 

I like to charm some worms when its wet.

 

my wife was given one of those a few months ago ... it's called 'Herman The German' friendship cake

it's like a chain letter

 

Or Spam Cake, just don't open the attachements on it

 

I remember it, we had one when I was 10 years old!!!!!!!! nice smell - the sourdough..

 

I hate those steamy bedroom sessions. They are such a chore. Granted decorating has become easier since though. The steamer does help at getting the old wallpaper off.

 

These days I prefer the the Badger part. Much less hassle, at least a Badger will only bite you.

 

You could write a novel loosely based on the above, where someone has a steamy bedroom session with a badger, then gets run over on a zebra crossing.
The novel could be titled 'Shades of Black & White'.

 

Well that is certainly something to do on a rainy day

 

Day 4 today. Herman is hungry so fed him with :
1 cup of plain flour
" " " sugar
" " " milk , then stirred well,
and it's not actually raining ATM,
Jenny
7.10am