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Tell a 'lie' about the user above ......

Discussion in 'Games Arena' started by Webmaster, Nov 10, 2012.

  1. Val..

    Val.. Confessed snail lover

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    honeybunny is trying to bandage my head
     
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    • honeybunny

      honeybunny Head Gardener

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      Val keeps giving out to me cos i keep 'accidentally' sticking the safety pin in her head...well the bandage does stay on best that way :dunno:
       
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      • Val..

        Val.. Confessed snail lover

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        honeybunny now has an elephant to keep the goats company!!!
         
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          oh hell no! Val is taking the bloody Elephant back with her! :nonofinger:
           
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          • Val..

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            Well as the above is a lie, the elephant is definitely staying!!!! and it's pregnant!! :loll:
             
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            • "M"

              "M" Total Gardener

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              with twins!
               
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              • al n

                al n Total Gardener

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                M sent me text to ask me o light the fire as she likes being naked on a cold windy autumn eve in front of a crackling log fire..........
                 
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                • "M"

                  "M" Total Gardener

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                  And al n replied: I'm on fire!
                   
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                  • Val..

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                    Unfortunately al n lit the fire with 'M's clothes!!!! :hate-shocked:
                     
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                    • Fern4

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                      Val's been riding al n's giraffe round the garden. :snork:
                       
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                      • al n

                        al n Total Gardener

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                        That's NOT a lie! :heehee:
                         
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                        • Fern4

                          Fern4 Total Gardener

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                          :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                           
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                          • honeybunny

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                            Fern has now nicked @Val..'s pregnant Elephant & is now galloping to @al n 's house with Fresh clothes for @"M":oops::rofllol:
                             
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                            • "M"

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                              And HB is putting a fresh meat patty on the embers :thumbsup:

                              Ele-burger anyone? :dunno:
                               
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                              • Fern4

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                                M has just eaten HB's elephant!
                                 
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