The camera in my pocket 2018

Somebody Mrs Scrungee knows got stopped by police for having a sheep in the back seat of her car (this sort of thing is common round here, we've even seen the local shepherd doing it). The police started by suggesting the sheep "was dangerous" and before the driver could respond with references to it smoking tomacco (Simpsons) or armed sheep behind the wainscotting (Monty Python), they said it was because it wasn't wearing a seatbelt!

When driver then questioned their suggestion that sheep are required by law to use seatbelts, the policeman waffled, got reported and was found to be "over zealous".

 

I can only get two in mine

 

Yes, but your ones are *full* sized
Although, thinking about it ... pretty sure there is room for one more on top of those two?

 

These blokes steal one

 

Gives a whole new meaning to the term: "Take Away!"

 

He must be a rustler a farmer would be dressed in green Nora wellis a smok tried up with baler twine and sucking on a bit of straw

Jiffy, that olden days, now, it's a saterlite farmer who sit in a heated office and gives orders by e-mail,text and instant messaging to the workers who are sat in a saterlite driven tractor fast a sleep with tractor driving it's self

 

A La Ronde, 16 sided 18th century house near the River Exe.
'This unique sixteen-sided house was described by Lucinda Lambton as having 'a magical strangeness that one might dream of only as a child'.

It was built for two spinster cousins, Jane and Mary Parminter, on their return from a grand tour of Europe in the late 18th century. It contains many objects and mementoes of their travels.

The extraordinary interior decoration includes a feather frieze, gathered from native game birds and chickens, laboriously stuck down with isinglass.

There is also a fragile shell-encrusted gallery, now closed to the public , said to contain nearly 25,000 shells, which can be viewed in its entirety using a touch screen 360 degree virtual tour.'

 

Hi @strongylodon what a beautiful place I could just imagine living there myself

 

A few shots while out walking today.

 

I'm going to risk looking like I'm stalking you ... ... ...

... fab shots!

Most especially love the photograph of the geese Are you aware that goose eggs (unlike hen/duck/quail) are seasonal? They only lay for a short time each year. So, if you are partial to a goose egg - strike while the iron is hot

 

A gate not tied up with baler twine

 

Lol M, the farmers gave me eggs before M there too strong for me to be honest, he is about to retire another farm i will be loosing my metal detecting rights a lovely man i wish him well.

 

They are for baking, (or breeding!) not boiling/poaching/frying/omletting

How sad that is to read - both retiring the farm and you losing your metal detecting rights.
Good luck to him in his future ( a long and happy retirement, I hope, after all his hard graft) and I do hope you find another site to "detect" - either that or the new owner gives you continuing rights!

 

the wife said i shouldn't have eaten it raw ,

Thanks M theirs a chance the new owner might let me one as you say .

 

Ask farmer when he sells the farm to see if he can but in the sell that you have the right to go metal detecting on the land