The Gardeners Arms (always open)

@Linz I am sorry, but no, I shall not be able to lend a hand. Okay, I lied. I don't want to, no matter how capable I am. ....

Lazy old Lori.

I can help you dispose of the dark fruit though.

It's late on youf sidd of the water so I shall tuck you all in your beds.

Except @ARMANDII who will staring off into space...

EDIT: I thought this had posted last night - sorry for the 12 hour delay

 

Bless, one too many gin's @CanadianLori

 

Good evening to everyone! I have brought a few bottles of Vino Collapso and some nibbles... hope you are all in for a good evening!

 

Evening! Change from dark fruits tonight, got some Stella peach.. waiting for my ass-dah home delivery and watching F1 qualifying on 4od, loving the pink Force India's!

 

I has got half a bottle of La Prade Merlot left over from last nights session, half a bottle of homebrew, some stolen electrical cable and broken glasses and a bruised back from when I fell off a fridge onto another one in the middle of the night

 

you been rummaging in the scrappies yard?

 

More a place where old fridges are grabbed and used by skateboarders



Good place to stay during the day when it's raining, old ropewalk shed that shelters you while you cook. No one tries to move you on from there either

 

There's a mattress by that horse thing, grab that.. or my eyes deceiving me?

 

It is a mattress, that lock up is where the furniture shop store used furniture, probably goes to charity.

The horse thinger has been there months, probably an skellington in it

Finished the merlot

 

Ahh I see, prob won't miss a mattress that been left out surely, bit of tarp and a sleeping bag on top and it's a good un! Grab the skellington for a cwtch

More Merlot or on to the rum?

F1 finished, Hamilton on pole.. pfft! Good going for Grosjean!

 

One bottle of cuvé reservé toilet duck coming up

 

So you haven't got any fancy wines on the go tonight then. Just the bog standard stuff eh?