The Gardeners Arms (always open)

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    I've not met many rummer, Lori:dunno::heehee::snorky:
     
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      I don' really need an excuse to get amorous.... that is the default setting for a man.
       
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        I can categorically say, on record, that I have never been near your ding-a-ling, let alone know what to do with it.... ;)
         
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          Who wants a slice of cholesterol. .... it will be ready soon
           
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            Come on now. You'll need your strength if you want to party,


            oh, wait, sorry, there's not enough to go round. Guess I'll Let you boys have it and I'll go to bed early without my supper...
             
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                I didn't mean mine, I meant the name of the song .

                I'm particular who has access to my ding a ling ( want another gin Lori :) :) :)
                 
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                  Heavens I'm still working on the last one but I noticed my bloomers are feeling a little loser ....
                   
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                    Ooh Eck

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                        Ba ba boom, ba ba boom...
                         
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                          Lori, you got me that excited I forgot to ask what does Innagoddaddavida mean ?
                           
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                            Back then, in the 70's, one might have a dwink and perhaps a left handed puff, then attempt to engage in couples exercises timed to the music and for the length of the song......lots of carpet burns back then....:)
                             
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                              Good morning Wow! this place is in a right state this morning,there's two chairs missing,a plug from the sink,a dozen smoky bacon flavour crisp packets all over the floor 2 dozen dirty glasses ,ash trays full to the brim with half smokin joints,must have been some party here last night:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                               
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                                You'm not seen the kitchen yet Woo :yikes:
                                 
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