the things my kids say...........

plonker

 

now, that is the total opposite of what I typed! lol

 

Here's a little something I read in our local paper last week (it prints a "can't believe my kid said that-column every day) If I may I will share this one with you as it had me laughing out loud ...and sent a kindergarden-lady (what's the english word for a kiddy-keeper?? ) into minor depression
Little Jonas (3years old) is in love with his kiddy-keeper Karin. So he asks her " Karin...do you have boobs?..mom says all women do"
" Yes, Jonas..I have boobs,too"
"Oooh..could you bring 'em tomorrow??!!"

 

My Oldest Daughter, when she was 3 years old,playing with two of her wee pals.
The Postman came in the path and went to post letters in my next door neighbours
letter box.
My Daughter said to her wee pal,"is that postman delivering letters to your house?"
"Yes" was the reply.
My Daughter said. "Oh Your Lucky ,All We Get Is Debt Letters"..

I can smile now . But Not When It Happened.

 

no, I typed in the most unladylike C U Next Tuesday

 

illegitimate child

i am so going to be told off but my favourite is still moo poo

 

Well, the primary mission was to embarass people trying to swear by replacing it with something silly, but I can see its giving you lot endless amusement

Let me know if you see something thats not on the filter that you think should be, like Gardeners Click

 

mother lover

 

lover

 

ommmmmmmm naughty

 

I've been playing with this via "preview post" and it's been a hoot! But, some things I am surprised get through

 

ok, this should be a fun one. I was on Twitter and my youngest who's 11 was reading over my shoulder. Ricky Gervais had asked his followers what was their favourite thing? Innocent enough question. So then she turns to me and says "I'm surprised you didn't put c*ck!"