The thread where everytime you visit, you have to make a post!

You do it in the Office and still haven't paid a penny

 

I must have put it in the swearbox, honest..... I DO put a hell of a lot in that swearbox (considering a standing order!)

 

50 cents! For a wee wee fartlet?

 

Yes, your used chewing gum, ear wax, nostril and eye brow trimmings, and the rings from your Beer cans.

 

Don't forget the bottle tops off the whisky, and all those wee screws I keep finding in my shed. They will come in handy some day you know. Who is it that keeps putting the Jammie Dodger wrappers in there?

Ooooh, I love a kilt -- one of the most comfortable, yet undeniably smart, things a man can wear. If I had the money, I would get myself the full rig out - sadly they cost a packet.

 

It that a polite term for saying he's just been to the Bog??

 

Most stuff in this country is pretty manky nowadays sadly; I remember when stations had lovely garden areas, and roads were free of weeds - - hell, I even remember the guys going round with the big tanks of weedkiller strapped to their backs; you never see that nowadays.

I fear you are mistaken - "vacant" could be the word.........

 

That's because they're all dead from chemical poisoning!!

 

Oi! You can go off people you know! Being one of those less than hairy guys, I need to keep all of it that I have managed to make! I need something to keep the cold out, and autumn is on its way....

 

No, that's the stare he gives you when you remind him it's his round.