Today I found a grey pube!

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  1. Mowerman

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    Had a Burger king for lunch today and found a ginger pube. Rather alarming, being very dark haired. This really isn't my week!!! :snorky:

    Will stick to making sandwiches... and if are any pubes present, at least they'll be home-grown.
     
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      If you have the pube DNA tested you can return it to the rightfull owner
       
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        Now that, definitely, would have been one of Ziggy's:thumbsup::heehee: Could you put it in the Post to the GC Office as he's knitting a jumper at the moment and he wanted an orange stripe on the sleeves.:snorky:
         
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        • Mowerman

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          LOL :snork::snork:

          Sounds like Zig's been frequenting Burger King again.... has the ASBO expired already? :snork:

          If he gets an email from the Manchester Police, tell him to open the attachment :heehee:.
           
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            Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
             
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