Usama Bin Laden is alive!!!

How True ARMANDII. I keep making that mistake.
It Is Over A Week And She's Still Not Talking To Me..
I'll Have To Keep Making That Mistake! :WINK1:. Peace And Quiet Rules.:WINK1:.

PS-- I Think I Just Felt A Knife In My Back :gaagh:.

 

You mean like this?

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."

 

Osama is definitely alive. He came back from the dead pdq once he discovered that there had been a bit of a c**k up on the seventy-two virgins front. Instead of the eternal bliss he had imagined, he found himself locked in a room with seventy-two Virginians.

 

Lmao!!