Useful "Hints & Tips"....

Ste do you dress up as Santa as well? :D
Helen.xxx.

 

It's the time of year when many of our beds need a thorough weeding and that often means digging them over. That can be hard work so to get out of it put your arm in a sling and invite younger relatives and/or neighbours round for a cup of coffee then ask them to make their own coffee because it is so difficult doing anything because of the tennis elbow, fibromyagia, boils or whatever. Then start whinging about how difficult the weeding is. Once you have trapped someone into volunteering to do a bit of weeding for you - you've got 'em for life. Have you seen the price of hiring a jobbing gardener? If one sling doesn't do it then put slings on both arms. Oh and limping heavily doesn't hurt either.

 

Shiney,I hope Mrs Shiney asks permission from the householders before she starts nicking cuttings from peoples shrubs.I don't know what we should do will all you old people :D

 

John :D :D :D