Well I never

You can't brush your teeth on a train on the Isle of Wight.

 

Ah yes, but is that an actual law, or is it just a statement of fact? I've been on the trains a few times on the Isle of Wight. They are brilliant, but they bounce around like crazy. I nearly fell off my seat once, just as we were going along, just sort of nearly bounced right out of my seat.

 

It's illegal to stand sockless within 100 yards of the queen.

 

well in my house its illegal for me not to make a sunday roast!!!