What a shock !

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  1. gcc3663

    gcc3663 Knackered Grandad trying to keep up with a 4yr old

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    Since we both work up in town, when my husband decided he'd like some 'up market' aftershave, my eldest daughter and I went looking in Harrods. The assistant was very keen for us to try one particular brand which came with an eye watering price tag and resulted in my daughter declaring that it was '..... very nice, if you want someone to smell like a tart's arm-pit'. It's very seldom I go into Harrods and certainly not since that incident!:thud:
     
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      I went to Harrods only once and have an unpleasant memory of it - not Harrods fault. It was many years ago when I was at college in the West End and thought I'd have a nose around the posh store.

      I was accosted by woman dressed as a gypsy who tried to sell me some 'lucky' heather. She looked really tatty and the piece of heather was held together at the bottm by a piece of silver paper from a chocolate bar. Bearing in mind that this was over fifty years ago, she was asking a pound for it. After a number of times saying no to her - whilst she had me firmly held by the arm - I looked her up and down and said 'It doesn't seem to have been much luck for you' and yanked my arm away and went inside.

      I'm not normally unpleasant to people but she had really annoyed me. I also reported it to one of the uniformed attendants inside and he said 'Oh no! Not her again!' and he marched towards the doors. When I left I went out a back door :heehee:. What? Me, chicken! Never! :loll:
       
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      Yep, it is expensive. I don't bother for work to put it on. Ivory soap does its job. And the people I supervise can't afford it anyway, so I don't want them to think I can. If we go out I spray on some. But in other stores there are cheaper brands that do in a pinch.
       
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      You can not beat three months of DIESEL Oil, the smell lingers for weeks

      I do not know if it is the smell or the fact that submariners are on double pay ?
      but the women lurve it :-)

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