What are you upto this weekend?

@Goldenlily26 your comment about a 'kick up the ....' reminded me of an incident quite a few years ago. My wife's sister and her kids came round and our nephew had shot up since last time we saw him. He was wandering around and said "Auntie Ros, have you seen the dust on the top of here?" 'Here' being a cabinet that was taller than her. Thankfully she took it in good part and only half strangled him. She's never been allowed to live that down.