Whats missing?

Swans waiting to be fed at the bay window?..... thats a NO Nick
A boat?
Ducks on the Landing?
Glasses on the bloke ?
A Dog? sorrry... not a dog
A canoeist paddling by... A swimmer..:dh:..
A seagull perched on one of the posts..
Seagulls squabbling in the water..
The guy is smoking a pipe, cigar or ciggy.....
Fishing rod :cnfs:
spectacles in man top pocket............No
A bow in his hair?? :lollol:
An earring?
A seagull?
A man bag?!
small child ? ....sorry Pam. your guess is on the list of Nos
waterways sign?
warning sign?
bridge height/width sign?
Newspaper under his arm?
some steps on those metal things going down to the water?
a pipe.
He is wearing an i-pod..
Litter floating by..
Newspaper under his arm..
Flask under his arm....
Some kind of design on his trousers..
pocket on his coat? ... not a pocket.
Life Bouy?
Logo on his jacket?
Pen in his pocket?
A cigarette in his gob?
Grafitto on the bridge?
Weight Watchers book :hehe:
Poppy?
Flasher Mac:rotfl:

Umberella :D
These replies crack me up :lollol:

Is it something to do with the chains?? Ho hum.
camera around his neck?
plastic ducks on water?
rowers a rowing?
something under the back og his jacket?
tattoo?
A water rat?
A tesco trolley? :lollol:
A Bell...rung by Swans to be fed?

This has to be one of the longest incorrect guesses ever:hehe:

 

A button somewhere?

We need a clueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :dh:

 

Have we done hat :cnfs:

 

Swans waiting to be fed at the bay window?..... thats a NO Nick
A boat?
Ducks on the Landing?
Glasses on the bloke ?
A Dog? sorrry... not a dog
A canoeist paddling by... A swimmer..:dh:..
A seagull perched on one of the posts..
Seagulls squabbling in the water..
The guy is smoking a pipe, cigar or ciggy.....
Fishing rod :cnfs:
spectacles in man top pocket............No
A bow in his hair?? :lollol:
An earring?
A seagull?
A man bag?!
small child ? ....sorry Pam. your guess is on the list of Nos
waterways sign?
warning sign?
bridge height/width sign?
Newspaper under his arm?
some steps on those metal things going down to the water?
a pipe.
He is wearing an i-pod..
Litter floating by..
Newspaper under his arm..
Flask under his arm....
Some kind of design on his trousers..
pocket on his coat? ... not a pocket.
Life Bouy?
Logo on his jacket?
Pen in his pocket?
A cigarette in his gob?
Grafitto on the bridge?
Weight Watchers book :hehe:
Poppy?
Flasher Mac:rotfl:

Umberella :D
These replies crack me up :lollol:

Is it something to do with the chains?? Ho hum.
camera around his neck?
plastic ducks on water?
rowers a rowing?
something under the back og his jacket?
tattoo?
A water rat?
A tesco trolley? :lollol:
A Bell...rung by Swans to be fed?
A button somewhere?
Have we done hat :cnfs:

This has to be one of the longest list of incorrect guesses ever:hehe:
A clue you ask....! When I can think of one, coming shortly

 

Here he is agian..

 

the word again ?

 

The rain?
Whatever the man is looking at?
Pigeon mess on his jacket? :lollol:

 

Has he got some sort of plant sticking out of his jacket pocket?

 

a hearing aid

 

Swans waiting to be fed at the bay window?..... thats a NO Nick
A boat?
Ducks on the Landing?
Glasses on the bloke ?
A Dog? sorrry... not a dog
A canoeist paddling by... A swimmer..:dh:..
A seagull perched on one of the posts..
Seagulls squabbling in the water..
The guy is smoking a pipe, cigar or ciggy.....
Fishing rod :cnfs:
spectacles in man top pocket............No
A bow in his hair?? :lollol:
An earring?
A seagull?
A man bag?!
small child ? ....sorry Pam. your guess is on the list of Nos
waterways sign?
warning sign?
bridge height/width sign?
Newspaper under his arm?
some steps on those metal things going down to the water?
a pipe.
He is wearing an i-pod..
Litter floating by..
Newspaper under his arm..
Flask under his arm....
Some kind of design on his trousers..
pocket on his coat? ... not a pocket.
Life Bouy?
Logo on his jacket?
Pen in his pocket?
A cigarette in his gob?
Grafitto on the bridge?
Weight Watchers book :hehe:
Poppy?
Flasher Mac:rotfl:

Umberella :D
These replies crack me up :lollol:

Is it something to do with the chains?? Ho hum.
camera around his neck?
plastic ducks on water?
rowers a rowing?
something under the back og his jacket?
tattoo?
A water rat?
A tesco trolley? :lollol:
A Bell...rung by Swans to be fed?
A button somewhere?
Have we done hat :cnfs:

This has to be one of the longest list of incorrect guesses ever:hehe:
A clue you ask....! When I can think of one, coming shortly

The rain?
Whatever the man is looking at?
Pigeon mess on his jacket? :lollol:
Has he got some sort of plant sticking out of his jacket pocket?
a hearing aid

Once again you are all on form with your guesses:rotfl:
One
First clue is::::
EtOH, CH3CH2OH, C2H5OH

 

It must be a bottle of alcohol- in his pocket? :gnthb:

 

Not in his pocket, and not in a bottle, but full marks for a really splendid guess from the clue.
Just not quite correct.. just a little bit more..

 

oil spill on the water?
a hip flash on him somewhere?

 

an empty bottle of beer/alcohol on the pavement near to the man?

 

Pint pot on the nearest bollard?