When you've popped your clogs................

Seen an exhumation of someone that was burried alive, don't make for comfortable viewing

 

You're assuming that there'd be anyone to call and that they'd want me dug up again

 

Well I'm thoroughly depressed now.....Off to have an apero and look into cryogenics

 

I've told my family that I want to be 'crisped' and then scattered in the 'family' plot with a entry in the 'book of rememberance'.

Don't want to get all ethereal - but I think there must be something more after we've popped off.

 

Cremated and ashes put in a classy urn to haunt t'other half ... that's assuming I go first! We are having our English Wills transferred to Portuguese as things are different here and must specify such. Apparently, if you are buried you must move the body after five years to where but we have always preferred cremation. You can be buried in days here but weeks before a cremation as there are not many facilities available and I think our nearest is above Lisbon, three hours away! Then again, we could be buried in the garden with all our cats ... our ashes, that is.

 

My going to be, hole in the garden with a head stone that says, If you want me I'm six foot down

 

Local butcher said he'd freeze me for 50p a pound

 

I refuse to go. So there.lol

 

Hope he's an organised sort of chap...

 

"here lies a proper blood fish and bone fertiliser" (that is - if you want to have a joke about it...But, if not, I would incorporate "kindreds spirits" in a sentence, in some shape or form...