Where can i get a dirt cheep shop dummy?

cant stand milk :( is orange squash ohh do u now :rolleyes:

 

Well we dont want it to be too bigs do we. Will I need to order a pillow or wil ur tummy be enuff

 

Best get a pillow all me lil old lady customers keep saying ive lost weight lol

 

Spose a thin santa ud be more pc nowadays wouldnt it lol

 

No that would ne like saying he has to be clean shaven

 

LOL yer right there

 

Hey I know where you can get a dummy...... "titters"


my ex

 

Will he stand still in me garden fer 3 weeks though ?

 

Well hes a plant ...... aww bless I am kiddin (not)

 

Dont like the sound of him to be honest

 

Spud can you not make one out of wire mesh?then cover it in paper mache.

 

Go soggy in the rain though wouldnt it? summut to think about though :thumb:

 

make a grass one then

 

what nail a bit of turf to a man shaped board???

 

no silly like u make a grass seat. Make a figure of a man fill it with soil and grow grass on it..doh