Where can i get a dirt cheep shop dummy?

but being green it ud look like the grinch lol

 

Spud a coat of varnish will keep the rain out.

 

:D might try that then

 

errrrrr scuse me but father xmas << soz tweaky for the americanisation. used to be green ya dopey bother

 

yeah but he aint now so everyone ud be saying whos that green sod :confused:

 

well u can educate them cant u...it mite catch on in Bristol...summat shud :rolleyes:

 

Nah outdated stuff is more a nothen thing aint it nut :rolleyes:

 

oi ill slap yer little legs for u

 

Well it ull save me doing it myself

 

You cheeky bl88der!!!!!


You can kiss my a88 you southern nancy!!!

 

Alright chuck you can come out now, don`t do it again.

(mum hat off now)

 

can i have a go at him now pops?
(wheres me welders mask n flesh coloured gauntlets)

 

:eek:

 

ill come and be mrs santa in yer garden fir 3 weeks if u pay me
conditions attached tho