Where can i get a dirt cheep shop dummy?

How much an what conditions ???

 

Filth again, i`m being corrupted here!

Let him have it Nut

 

Hang on here shes the one selling herself! .....

 

I don`t believe a price was mentioned, clearly a donation

 

1st and foremost I am not speaking in that daft accent u have
2nd hot toddys hourly
3rd chip butties with real butter.. none of that I cant believe its not butter because u really cant believe its not butter cos it tastes nothing like butter in fact it tastes more like a monkies toe nail scraping
4th I get to kip in the biggest bed in the house and have breakfast brought by 10am
5th My cats get to sleep with me
6th I get 30 quid an hr
7th I am automatically invited to your xmas party
8th You DO NOT try and get me off with Matilda next door
9th After the 12th hot toddy you dont get me to play strip polker
10th That you buy me a nice pressie that aint a flamin PG monkey
DEAL?

 

i rest my case :D

 

when did u last work for nowt then?

 

so thats u wanna stay talkin like ya do so no ****** understands u
get drunk in public ( i bet thats no change)
stuff ur face :rolleyes:
only work half a day anyway
get cat hair allover the bed
Earn more than me
get drunk inside as well as in me garden
Not have any sense of adventure an wanting to try new things :p
again no sense of adventure
an so u want a monkey tea towel then do ya ??

 

how old r u spud ??

 

Point taken then chuck, I was sort of hoping you wouldn`t notice that.

Note for the future-if you catch me mouthing off again I would sincerely appreciate it if you wouldn`t actually prove me wrong.

Ta very much.

 

22 an i worked fer nowt on sunday

 

well if ya dont wanna see 23 carry on the way ya going..and working for family dont count thats payback for putting up with u for 22 yrs

 

Now now spud, nut is from Cheshire, and when its N vs S I`m on her side, but "nowt" is clearly Lancashire.

For cryin out loud don`t get me started on Yorkshire

 

yeh were posh in cheshire we used to be in Lancashire until we switched to a different cheese..... the wrong trousers grommit .. u remind me of grommit spud

 

What cute an loveable ????? :p nowt is a uk thing ok so there thee cassnty tell me i do talk like u ******s from up north do