Woman made to wear Idiot sign for bad driving

I take it we're not talking about hats here?

 

Oh Deer.

 

Elementary, Watson

 

An ex-girlfriend who I had to tactfully dump. She didn't take it too well, in that she decided it simply hadn't happened. She'd phone me at 3AM or 4AM, she told other ladies that she saw me interacting with that her and I were married, and on one occasion, turned up at my house at 4AM wouldn't go away so I had to let her in just because there was a clear danger that she was going to make a scene in the street and all the neighbours would of course side with the helpless blonde girl who'd been locked out by the evil young man.

It got to the point where I made futile efforts to change my appearance and I had to change my socialising venues for a while. Worse than that, I had complete strangers stopping me in the street to warn me that they'd seen her in the direction I was heading.

Even years later, by now I was married to my current lovely wife, we bumped into the crazy ex in a pub once. She apologised to me and the wife for her behaviour years before, and introduced us to her husband to be. She still found a chance to surreptitiously grab my behind without warning. I didn't tell, but 10 minutes later I saw her husband to be leaving the pub without her with a proper stinking look on his face.

It was quite good really.