Words that get on your nerves

My elderly neighbour (God rest his soul) spoke broad Yorkshire like the above.
Me, I talk posh, tha knows!

 

The elderly chap who lived next door to us when we first moved here did, too. I don't hear it so much these days - maybe it's dying out.

 

Phone spelt as Fone, so Fone shop.
Also saw a car spares shop window selling Break pads, shoes and discs.

 

Like football pundits, "It was 'free' goals", really?

 

Why do people reply with......Good good.....
When asked how they are

 

I get (probably unreasonably) irritated by people who use archaic forms of verbs without knowing the rules... because I was educated using Shakespeare, and the King James version of the Bible, it grates when it's wrong. There are rules, just as there are for any language. And it's only "you" (singular) and sometimes "he, she, it" which ever change. Eg:

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
"Thou shalt not steal"
"He leadeth me beside the still waters"
"Thou art the King of Glory"

 

Do you really want to know,...........................................

 

@pete
It's annoying, so probably not

 

When people call their pets "my furbabie(s)".

 

I don't think I'd want any spares from that car company @NigelJ ....

 

Yes, indeed! Nauseating!

 

Snuck, as the past tense of sneak; and dove, as the past tense of dive.

 

Off of!