Yawn ... wakey, wakey ...

ill join you KF provided i drive :D :D :D :D

 

Make sure you bring your wallet then ML and why do you need to drive?Are you taking me by Zimmer Frame

 

Sorry Mac just noticed you were on,you are cruel sending your poor wife up a ladder you know.

 

Didn't he tell you Gogs he is scared of heights,or just wants to shake poor old Mrs Macleaf off of the ladder

 

KF my zimmer frame i have you to know has been souped up i can now go at 4 mph,not only that i have tinsel hanging how about that.Gogs wifey is always saying nearer to me my god,im just giving her a head start :D :D :D

 

It would be nice to see exactly what sort of car you do drive Mac,or is yours pulled by reindeer?

 

Ladies of the world unite!no ladders please :D

 

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

 

like it!

 

Mac,when are you going to show me the size of your wallet?I think you said you have a big one :eek:

 

KF were in the hell did you get that from :D :D :D :D

 

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all
the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

See? It really does work. You're smiling already.


:D :D :D :D

 

------- An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I
am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back inside your
pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!)

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

:D :D :D :D

 

You are so naughty Kandy :D