You know you’re an obsessive gardener when ...

123) You have nightmares where your favourite plants get munched by slugs or lie awake wondering what to plant where.

 

124) When you lay in bed awake/worrying on a chilly night in the early hours for 2 or 3 hours, waiting until OH stirs, to ask/check "Did we close up the tunnels last night?"

 

Haha I would have been outside checking!

 

You empty your bookcase and take the back off it and then put it on the windowsill in your living room to give yourself more room.
( I don't have a greenhouse and live in a flat on the eighth floor).
Then you take carrier bags full of plants and seedlings over to your mums.

 

Hahaha, I don't think I've got the nerves to actually count the plants.

 

OMG, Armandii, don't say things like that. Your giving me ideas now about moving all me furniture into the bedroom. ( can't get any more plants in there cuz that window's reserved for seedlings).

 

On 'brown bin' collection day you find yourself walking up to bins with plants hanging out of the tops so you can ID them.

 

Brilliant thread

 

127) when its 2 big clematis plants for £15 and it takes you over half an hour to choose. Ended up picking one because it had a similar name to the dog!

 

Where you take them @JWK abroad? How you get them through customs

 

I wanna come back as a cucumber plant in my next life. They get more holidays than me