You know you’re an obsessive gardener when ...

I have 'indoor' slippers and 'garden' slippers! (and the latter sometimes consists of odd ones)

 

Which clinic do I check into

 

You must know that's a tad dangerous. A young lass I know split her foot wide open in the garden once when she was digging, she slipped, and the space sliced right through the sole of her trainer and into her foot.

 

I've gone through a few dressing gowns aswell

 

You know what i'm like in a morning Shiney

 

No digging. I mean watering, pulling weeds, planting seeds etc. Simple, small things that ending up getting you mucky even if you're careful.

 

Aha! You haven't seen the tarmac drive. Brilliant for placing troughs with Alpines on. I think the latest count was around 50 but I don't really want to count because that would put me off getting anymore. Good thing the car is small.

 

52. You have nowhere to sit in your garden because all your benches are covered with trays/pots of plants to get them away from the slugs.

 

I'd just moved my seedings to the right side of the house to catch the morning sun

 

53. You carefully make notes of how many seed potatoes and onion sets are in a bag at every shop/garden centre, how much they cost and what they weigh (pocket fishing scales are useful for this) and use a spreadsheet to carefully calculate which ones are the best buy.