You know you’re an obsessive gardener when ...

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    110. You start talking Latin !
     
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      Erica canaliculata?
       
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        No, salt and vinegar please [emoji3]
         
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            111. You genuinely regret taking that old toilet from the outhouse to the skip. Because with hindsight, it would have looked fantastic (if quirky) potted up with some feature plants!
             
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              Bog plants :roflol:
               
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                Is that Erica Cantona's sister? :scratch:
                 
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                  112) you are at a loss for words when a neighbour asks why you are taking this photo:
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                      So why were you taking that photo?
                       
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                          Looks normal to me:snork:
                           
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                            113. You go through the compost tip as you think you may have inadvertently thrown a allium bulb in with the last 7 buckets of weeds and clippings.
                            Even the birds in the garden stopped singing and stared, wondering what the mad human was up to this time lol!
                            Allium found and replanted!
                             
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                              114. You take your seedlings on holiday with you. (My seedlings are now very well travelled. They covered 460 miles last night).
                               
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                                115. When you are visiting a new place, you HAVE to find the garden centre.....
                                 
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